Marine1

Alright crayon eaters, this one is for you. Crayon meets camo in this work of art. Team Shitshow pays their respect to some of the hardest mofos with the Marine1 shirt. If the shirt offends you, you probably don't deserve to wear it anyways. Chesty and White Feather themselves would approve of this shirt just on the sheer audacity of it. If you want to wear your pride on your chest, while announcing you love wax flavored everything, this is the shirt for you. If that loser Van Gogh would have had the balls to be a Marine, this would have been made decades earlier. Wear this one with pride and let everyone know that you can take a joke, and their woman. The shirt material is a tri-blend and is super soft. If you don't love it, you're a classless mongrel and your mother never loved you.

You don't get to see my sexy ass wearing it, because I didn't earn that right.  More coming for those of us that weren't Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.